Dear Ireland (Ireland diss)

[Zeeshan]

Dear Ireland,

You are a beautiful country whose national symbol is a leprachaun, a harp, rainbows and a pot of gold and Lucky from the cereal commercial. That's right - a a lute playing dwarf who wants to find gold at the end of a rainbow in a mythical folk saying commercial. That's more fantasy than Nadim ever had in his share of permutations of transfers in ESPNCricnfo Fantasy Tournament.

Dear Ireland, you are a land of pub culture. In America we call that alcoholics. In fact you guys are so desperate for alcohol that you will play bad in a winning match to get the boo's.

Dear Ireland, you are a land of redhead and beauties. Infact if it wasn't for Susan Cross of Desperate Housewife fame, you would still be famous for your band : Boyzone.

Dear Ireland, you are ranked a shade below Australia in T20. Yes, that would actually mean something if Bangladesh wasn't ranked ahead of Australia. It's like St. Patrick driving away snakes from Ireland when there were no snakes to begin with. It's like solving the "Irish problem with Irish solution". Need I say more? Well you get the idea.

Dear Ireland, you are a land of such superstars as Niall O'Brien, Kevin OBrien, Sir Tim O'Brien. Yet from a country that mass produces so much O'Brien the most famous seem to be a tall, lanky, albino comedian whose idea of a perfect date is 'cup noodling' by himself.


Dear Ireland, sure you had your fair share of success against the mights of England and Australia. But the fact remains you guys suck. Yes you guys suck more than the latest release of Irish band Westlife's star Brian McFadden's new album.




Dear Ireland. You have a vision to make it to Test status by 2020. But the fact remains when you will be playing Test in 2020, you will still be known as the "Team that plays 2020"


Dear Ireland last time you went green was not when you beat Bangladesh, but you actually became Green. That is vote for Ralph Nader thinking he is Lincoln as played by Daniel Day Lewis.

Dear Ireland, your famous Noble Laureate witty dramatist George Bernard Shaw once quipped: When I was a young man, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. I didn't want to be a failure, so I did ten times more work. Sadly that seems also to be your team's motto. I mean H.Patel from of all countries but Canada holds the highest individual record against your team in T20: Of a whooping 88 runs of just 61 balls. I mean who is H.Patel?

And finally, dear Ireland. I know you will be playing Bangladesh soon. But having just beaten Zimbabwe Bangladesh's morale is through the roof. In fact Bangladesh will beat you so bad that you will actually file a lawsuit for calling any pounding by Bangladesh as "the match of roofies".

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan

Dear Ireland,

I know you will be playing Bangladesh soon. But having just beaten Zimbabwe Bangladesh's morale is through the roof. In fact Bangladesh will beat you so bad that you will actually file a lawsuit for calling any pounding by Bangladesh as "the match of roofies".

Zee! Don't be so harsh man!!


Entertaining read though!!!

[Sovik]

I found it little offensive. Lived there. 10 years.

[Mashfan]

Did not like this thread at all, sorry.

[zinatf]

Gosh! It's so offensive! Plus, HOW COULD YOU INSULT BOYZONE and WESTLIFE !!!!!!

[Mashfan]

any normal or new member's opening this kind of thread would most likely end up getting a infraction point or banned, when you read it, its kinda offensive.

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by Sovik
I found it little offensive.

Agree.

But, it's about time to be ruthless - otherwise we and our players will be remain sissy for the rest of our lives! We have to be aggressive in field and outfield - both.

Otherwise, Botham's mom will call for our heads too!!!

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by Mashfan
any normal or new member's opening this kind of thread would most likely end up getting a infraction point or banned, when you read it, its kinda offensive.

I am surprised you know so much about the rules having registered for one day on this forum.

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by Mashfan
any normal or new member's opening this kind of thread would most likely end up getting a infraction point or banned, when you read it, its kinda offensive.

It's a Saturday Night Special! Take it easy mate. Nothing serious here

[zinatf]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
I am surprised you know so much about the rules having registered for one day on this forum.

Is it MSMB2C or PM

[Mashfan]

-- anyone have doubt about me, contact or email zunaid bhia, best solution--

[Sovik]

Originally Posted by Mashfan
any normal or new member's opening this kind of thread would most likely end up getting a infraction point or banned, when you read it, its kinda offensive.

Easy dude. Even I wasn't being serious.

[kalpurush]

Take it easy here...

And please stay on topic.

- As Mod

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by Mashfan
-- anyone have doubt about me, contact or email zunaid bhia, best solution--

Mashfan, welcome to BanglaCricket.

Please focus on cricket and move on. Enjoy your stay!

[Night_wolf]

Zeeshan bhai er English ami khub voy pai

[PoorFan]

Zee, Had you tried that many 'Dear xxxx' in your real life, you might have managed few he/she by now. What a waste!

[Zeeshan]

Waiting for Jadukor, goru, atimar, eel-ek, sohel, the idumb and tonoy's feedback. did the punches land?

[RazabQ]

tumi U2 bhule gela. And guys, it's written in good jest. Y'll know Gopal well enough to know that he's no bigot. - As myself

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by RazabQ
tumi U2 bhule gela. And guys, it's written in good jest. Y'll know Gopal well enough to know that he's no bigot. - As myself

+1

Failing to understand Zee, you are leaving out the "pely" means mojo!!!

[Tigers_eye]

I thought Zee has a new crush on Kathy.

[OMG]

Come on guys!...why do BD fans get soo overconfident so easily?? This is why we get hated on by others! One win and some fans go OTT. Have you forgotten T&T only a week ago? Please guys do not give ammunition to the haters untill the day we are consistant and can proudly declare we are a major force and not a now and again team. Its good to support with passion but don't do it with blind passion.

This might have been written just for humour....but this will be seen by others and will be used as proof we are OTT fans by some in other forums that want to create hate.

[firstlane]

Zeeshu da, likhatar moddhe Irish beauty der kotha arektu beshi thakle valo hoito, saathe dui ekta chobi dile to kothai cilo na. tobe George Bernard shaw er ukkita pore khub e uddipto holam.

[tonoy]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan

Dear Ireland,



Dear Ireland. You have a vision to make it to Test status by 2020. But the fact remains when you will be playing Test in 2020, you will still be known as the "Team that plays 2020"

Ouch. Too harsh brah. Too harsh.

[tonoy]

Originally Posted by OMG
Come on guys!...why do BD fans get soo overconfident so easily?? This is why we get hated on by others! One win and some fans go OTT. Have you forgotten T&T only a week ago? Please guys do not give ammunition to the haters untill the day we are consistant and can proudly declare we are a major force and not a now and again team. Its good to support with passion but don't do it with blind passion.

This might have been written just for humour....but this will be seen by others and will be used as proof we are OTT fans by some in other forums that want to create hate.

Arre bhai, erokom chance ar koi bar pabo?

Oder shobshomoi ammunition thakbe. Kintu amago thakbo na.

[Zeeshan]

It'd be fun to see the reaction to this thread after Bangladesh manages to lose to Ireland.