Fake news: Practice match vs Australian XI

[Zeeshan]

Clarke on field.
Taksin on field.
Last minute change brought about by Ian Pont.

0.1 Taskin to Clarke....SIX
0.2 Taskin to Clarke....SIX
0.3 Taskin to Clarke....SIX
0.4 Taskin to Clarke....SIX and again and again
0.5 Taskin to Clarke....SIX
0.5 Taskin to Calrke....dot ball...no no no no no it's a NO BALL!!!!
0.6 Taskin to Clarke SIX

So 37 runs off the over. What a way to start the practice match.

[Zeeshan]

Shumi from Chittagong: Giggles, what why Taksin balling so short and wide? It's almost as tempting as a hunk in Temptation Island :swoon:

1.1 Rubel to Finch...happily put away for FOUR
1.2 Rubel to Finch...happily put away for FOUR
1.3 Rubel to Finch...happily put away for FOUR
1.4 Rubel to Finch...happily put away for FOUR
1.5 Rubel to Finch...happily put away for FOUR
1.6 Rubel to Finch...happily put away for FOUR

Phew that escalated quickly.

[Zeeshan]

Sledging started looks like already. Sledging guys. Mamodula says something like son of second oldest profession on earth, why can't you bat. Ouch. Guess The Rajib is roped in from an helicopter will start the next delivery.

2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist
"I don't think this over will ever end guys." Guess you may be right Mujib fromBhaluka.

2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist

Asaad from Guyana: Guess The Rajib is showing his guile and persistence from these deliveries. Statsspeak he has the most no balls in an history in one over. True..173 runs from the over already.

2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.
2.1 The Rajib is to Clarke....no ball short and wide over the waist.................easasasasasuirapt3489prt34u8 9pwyttfgeio........zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZ sleep disconnect

[Zeeshan]

Okay guys. Umpire has had enough and The Rajib is being taken off for bowling a "beamer" controversially which is not but still I think we should just let that slide.

2.2 Mashrafe to Clarke....1
2.3 Mashrafe to Finch.....1
2.4 Mashrafe to Clarke....1
2.5 Mashrafe to Finch.....1

Looks like they are rotating more than a Turing machine. Chimes in "Zeeshan" from Orange county.
True.

2.6 Mashrafe to Clarke....1

Clarke wil retain the strike.