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September 15, 2012, 11:40 AM
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Dear Ireland (Ireland diss)
Dear Ireland,
You are a beautiful country whose national symbol is a leprachaun, a harp, rainbows and a pot of gold and Lucky from the cereal commercial. That's right - a a lute playing dwarf who wants to find gold at the end of a rainbow in a mythical folk saying commercial. That's more fantasy than Nadim ever had in his share of permutations of transfers in ESPNCricnfo Fantasy Tournament.
Dear Ireland, you are a land of pub culture. In America we call that alcoholics. In fact you guys are so desperate for alcohol that you will play bad in a winning match to get the boo's.
Dear Ireland, you are a land of redhead and beauties. Infact if it wasn't for Susan Cross of Desperate Housewife fame, you would still be famous for your band : Boyzone.
Dear Ireland, you are ranked a shade below Australia in T20. Yes, that would actually mean something if Bangladesh wasn't ranked ahead of Australia. It's like St. Patrick driving away snakes from Ireland when there were no snakes to begin with. It's like solving the "Irish problem with Irish solution". Need I say more? Well you get the idea.
Dear Ireland, you are a land of such superstars as Niall O'Brien, Kevin OBrien, Sir Tim O'Brien. Yet from a country that mass produces so much O'Brien the most famous seem to be a tall, lanky, albino comedian whose idea of a perfect date is 'cup noodling' by himself.
Dear Ireland, sure you had your fair share of success against the mights of England and Australia. But the fact remains you guys suck. Yes you guys suck more than the latest release of Irish band Westlife's star Brian McFadden's new album.
Dear Ireland. You have a vision to make it to Test status by 2020. But the fact remains when you will be playing Test in 2020, you will still be known as the "Team that plays 2020"
Dear Ireland last time you went green was not when you beat Bangladesh, but you actually became Green. That is vote for Ralph Nader thinking he is Lincoln as played by Daniel Day Lewis.
Dear Ireland, your famous Noble Laureate witty dramatist George Bernard Shaw once quipped: When I was a young man, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. I didn't want to be a failure, so I did ten times more work. Sadly that seems also to be your team's motto. I mean H.Patel from of all countries but Canada holds the highest individual record against your team in T20: Of a whooping 88 runs of just 61 balls. I mean who is H.Patel?
And finally, dear Ireland. I know you will be playing Bangladesh soon. But having just beaten Zimbabwe Bangladesh's morale is through the roof. In fact Bangladesh will beat you so bad that you will actually file a lawsuit for calling any pounding by Bangladesh as "the match of roofies".
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September 15, 2012, 11:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeeshan
Dear Ireland,
I know you will be playing Bangladesh soon. But having just beaten Zimbabwe Bangladesh's morale is through the roof. In fact Bangladesh will beat you so bad that you will actually file a lawsuit for calling any pounding by Bangladesh as "the match of roofies".
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Zee! Don't be so harsh man!!
Entertaining read though!!!
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September 15, 2012, 11:50 AM
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I found it little offensive. Lived there. 10 years.
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September 15, 2012, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Sovik
I found it little offensive.
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Agree.
But, it's about time to be ruthless - otherwise we and our players will be remain sissy for the rest of our lives! We have to be aggressive in field and outfield - both.
Otherwise, Botham's mom will call for our heads too!!!
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September 15, 2012, 11:54 AM
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Did not like this thread at all, sorry.
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September 15, 2012, 11:54 AM
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Gosh! It's so offensive! Plus, HOW COULD YOU INSULT BOYZONE and WESTLIFE !!!!!!
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September 15, 2012, 11:56 AM
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any normal or new member's opening this kind of thread would most likely end up getting a infraction point or banned, when you read it, its kinda offensive.
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September 15, 2012, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Mashfan
any normal or new member's opening this kind of thread would most likely end up getting a infraction point or banned, when you read it, its kinda offensive.
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I am surprised you know so much about the rules having registered for one day on this forum.
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September 15, 2012, 12:02 PM
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I am surprised you know so much about the rules having registered for one day on this forum.
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Is it MSMB2C or PM
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September 15, 2012, 12:01 PM
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any normal or new member's opening this kind of thread would most likely end up getting a infraction point or banned, when you read it, its kinda offensive.
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It's a Saturday Night Special! Take it easy mate. Nothing serious here
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September 15, 2012, 12:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mashfan
any normal or new member's opening this kind of thread would most likely end up getting a infraction point or banned, when you read it, its kinda offensive.
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Easy dude. Even I wasn't being serious.
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September 15, 2012, 12:04 PM
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September 15, 2012, 12:11 PM
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Mashfan, welcome to BanglaCricket.
Please focus on cricket and move on. Enjoy your stay!
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September 15, 2012, 12:08 PM
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Take it easy here...
And please stay on topic.
- As Mod
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September 15, 2012, 12:20 PM
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Zeeshan bhai er English ami khub voy pai
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September 15, 2012, 12:26 PM
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Zee, Had you tried that many 'Dear xxxx' in your real life, you might have managed few he/she by now. What a waste!
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September 15, 2012, 12:43 PM
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Waiting for Jadukor, goru, atimar, eel-ek, sohel, the idumb and tonoy's feedback. did the punches land?
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September 15, 2012, 01:24 PM
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tumi U2 bhule gela. And guys, it's written in good jest. Y'll know Gopal well enough to know that he's no bigot. - As myself
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September 15, 2012, 01:27 PM
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tumi U2 bhule gela. And guys, it's written in good jest. Y'll know Gopal well enough to know that he's no bigot. - As myself
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+1
Failing to understand Zee, you are leaving out the "pely" means mojo!!!
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September 15, 2012, 02:15 PM
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I thought Zee has a new crush on Kathy.
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September 15, 2012, 05:44 PM
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Come on guys!...why do BD fans get soo overconfident so easily?? This is why we get hated on by others! One win and some fans go OTT. Have you forgotten T&T only a week ago? Please guys do not give ammunition to the haters untill the day we are consistant and can proudly declare we are a major force and not a now and again team. Its good to support with passion but don't do it with blind passion.
This might have been written just for humour....but this will be seen by others and will be used as proof we are OTT fans by some in other forums that want to create hate.
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September 15, 2012, 07:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OMG
Come on guys!...why do BD fans get soo overconfident so easily?? This is why we get hated on by others! One win and some fans go OTT. Have you forgotten T&T only a week ago? Please guys do not give ammunition to the haters untill the day we are consistant and can proudly declare we are a major force and not a now and again team. Its good to support with passion but don't do it with blind passion.
This might have been written just for humour....but this will be seen by others and will be used as proof we are OTT fans by some in other forums that want to create hate.
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Arre bhai, erokom chance ar koi bar pabo?
Oder shobshomoi ammunition thakbe. Kintu amago thakbo na.
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September 15, 2012, 07:39 PM
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Zeeshu da, likhatar moddhe Irish beauty der kotha arektu beshi thakle valo hoito, saathe dui ekta chobi dile to kothai cilo na. tobe George Bernard shaw er ukkita pore khub e uddipto holam.
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September 15, 2012, 07:49 PM
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Quote:
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Dear Ireland,
Dear Ireland. You have a vision to make it to Test status by 2020. But the fact remains when you will be playing Test in 2020, you will still be known as the "Team that plays 2020"
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Ouch. Too harsh brah. Too harsh.
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September 15, 2012, 10:36 PM
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It'd be fun to see the reaction to this thread after Bangladesh manages to lose to Ireland.
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