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March 12, 2012, 12:05 AM
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1000 things I learned from Asia Cup
Ok settle down fellas. Time for humor thread.
1. There is a shot called non-vegetarian shot.
2. Guldozer
3. Shakibul Hassan is the best allrounder in Bangladesh cricket
4. When a fan holds up a sign saying: Welcome back Mash, Sunny has to figure out the brainteaser that it's Mashrafe.
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March 12, 2012, 12:10 AM
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5. Hafeez swallowed us alive
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March 12, 2012, 12:12 AM
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6. Gavasker didnt get a chance for comeback.
7. Dave Whatmore Kumarasnga [something like that].
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March 12, 2012, 07:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PoorFan
6. Gavasker didnt get a chance for comeback.
7. Dave Whatmore Kumarasnga [something like that].
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March 12, 2012, 12:20 AM
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8. Our hat and jersey doesn't match
9. Shakib can take 3 catches in 1
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Originally Posted by Zeeshan
4. When a fan holds up a sign saying: Welcome back Mash, Sunny has to figure out the brainteaser that it's Mashrafe.
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Here I thought I was hearing things and I didn't wanna come here and bitch about it. "whata...Who is Mash?"
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March 12, 2012, 12:23 AM
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10. Saif Ali Khan is Agent Vinod/Indian ads makes no sense esp. about trade union fight who relies on hard soft drinks..wtf
11. Only Sanjay Manjrekar knows what the hell he means by "Bangladesh left arm spinners have mastered the art of creating pressure by not spinning the ball"
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March 12, 2012, 12:29 AM
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12. Leg Break Orthodox
13. We have a player named "Mashfiqur Rahman" (Mushfiqur Rahim ? Mashrafe Mortaza ? Mushfiq Babu ? Maishukur Rahman ?)
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March 12, 2012, 12:31 AM
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March 12, 2012, 12:32 AM
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14. Tamim is STILL Hafeez's bunny
15. Shahadat is a Test material...
should bat at number 3 in whites.
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March 12, 2012, 01:25 AM
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16. Channel 9 Broadcast > Neo Cricket .
17. Athar Ali Khan was high on something.
- Calling Nazimuddin a youngster . Whose Current age is 26 years 163 days and is a father.
- and saying this -> 'Tamim scored two centuries In England . One at Lords and the other at the Oval'. Facepalm moment.
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March 12, 2012, 07:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by patriot
16. Channel 9 Broadcast > Neo Cricket .
17. Athar Ali Khan was high on something.
- Calling Nazimuddin a youngster . Whose Current age is 26 years 163 days and is a father.
- and saying this -> 'Tamim scored two centuries In England . One at Lords and the other at the Oval'. Facepalm moment.
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Oi wait, was Channel 9 via nTV UK showing it in the UK? was the stream 15 mins late like it was during the BPL?
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March 12, 2012, 07:39 AM
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Quote:
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Oi wait, was Channel 9 via nTV UK showing it in the UK? was the stream 15 mins late like it was during the BPL?
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I was referring to the broadcast quality Channel 9 did during BPL compared to Neo 'Unprofessional' Cricket's broadcast of Asia Cup. .
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March 12, 2012, 01:28 AM
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18. 64 is a great score for an allrounder
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March 12, 2012, 01:40 AM
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Good catch patriot. Subtle.
19. There exists mickey mouse cricket.
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March 12, 2012, 01:49 AM
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20. I hate to say, but i miss Sheena ! Cricket without glamor is like drinking tea without sugar.
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March 12, 2012, 02:19 AM
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21. What you sometimes think is progress is really just re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic
22. The country is no longer Bangladesh but now called NEWAY
23. The volume of the crowd cheering is proportionally equal to the effort put in to swinging the bat
24. Shakib has won enough MOM cars to start up a medium-sized dealership
25. Pakistan can afford to not select Imran Nazir or Mohammed Sami for their squad and still win
26. Elias Sunny is the best left arm spinner to pair with Shakib
27. The music segments from last year's world cup are now annoying
28. Zee cafe's adverts are way better than Channel 9's
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March 12, 2012, 05:05 AM
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Coach, are really doing any job in your backyard? How come you manage so much time following BD comical cricket show?
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March 12, 2012, 11:15 AM
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37. "Shakib al hasan is probably the best ALR in Bangladesh (0nly)."
(You guys will get to hundred even before the next game!)
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Originally Posted by Ian Pont
21. What you sometimes think is progress is really just re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic
22. The country is no longer Bangladesh but now called NEWAY
23. The volume of the crowd cheering is proportionally equal to the effort put in to swinging the bat
24. Shakib has won enough MOM cars to start up a medium-sized dealership
25. Pakistan can afford to not select Imran Nazir or Mohammed Sami for their squad and still win
26. Elias Sunny is the best left arm spinner to pair with Shakib
27. The music segments from last year's world cup are now annoying
28. Zee cafe's adverts are way better than Channel 9's
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All of em, spot on. And 27, I had to mute it because they kept playing those songs.
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March 12, 2012, 05:09 AM
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29. According to Ramiz Raja, Asian teams play in Asia Cup & it's a 'Big Tournament'
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March 12, 2012, 08:42 AM
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30. We are the perennial losers that we are because our batsmen think making a fifty is "proving a point" with no regard to the fact that the game is only half complete and the job not even half done.
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March 12, 2012, 08:47 AM
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31. Tamim is still our best batsman
32. Shahadat Hossain can be the next best "Night watchmen"
33. Razzak doesnt know any shot but slog sweep
34. Mashrafee has yet again proved that he is the worst bowler during the depth
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March 12, 2012, 08:52 AM
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35. We're better than Pakistan at 'snatching defeat from the jaws of victory'.
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March 12, 2012, 09:37 AM
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36. embee is a d**khead
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March 12, 2012, 12:48 PM
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38. Cricket field is the best place to prove a personal point .... and then go back after one pats oneself on the back.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/asia-cup...ry/557041.html
(sorry AsifTheMan Bro, can I still post this in light of your allusion above that I just saw in retrospect #30)
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39) NEWAY - Always sponsors the team that comes in last in the tournament (Sylhet royals and now BD)...
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